I went to prom with a boy named Victor and left with a boy whose name I don't remember. James, maybe? "James" had a bigger dick, anyway. __ I fucked RJ in the woods. He took a call from his girlfriend while I was blowing him. The expressions he made were priceless. --- I made out with my ex's bandmate. I was never much of a cheater in my own relationships, but I remember the thrill -- the rush of secret keeping. And it's not like my ex didn't send dick pics to girls he met online. --- I met this man at a bar. He was forty, my mom's age, but sexy. He brought me to his barn, and we did cocaine till six in the morning while his wife slept in the house. --- Mr. Lotte is what I called my sugar daddy. I pretended he was grading my papers, and he gave me Xanax and Adderall and lots and lots of money; I still have some of it, in savings, and it's going to pay for my wedding. --- I waited on him once. Mr. Lotte and his missus. She was prettier than he described, and she tipped me